Sweet Jesus! Even the Devil Loves Ice Cream

Sweet Jesus! Even the Devil Loves Ice Cream

Do you have a John Podesta-like appetite for pedo-themed Ice Cream? Well, good news! Pizzagate is now on a cone. It is called “Sweet Jesus” and the Canadian company is coming to the USA.

“Sweet Jesus” is coming to the largest mall in the world, Mall of America in Minnesota. There are 19 locations in Canada and one location in USA at BWI Airport, Baltimore, MD currently.

Minnesota’s local paper the Startribune reported that the “Sweet Jesus” franchise is not only coming to MOA but “According to Retail Insider, an online retail magazine in Canada, Sweet Jesus has been awarded new franchises in Canada, the U.S., Dubai, India and Bangladesh, and plans to open 20-25 new stores in the next 12 to 18 months.”

The models of the ice cream chain are all children. Looking into their vacant eyes, devoid of humanity, they look like they are a part of a cult and it’s going great! Don’t mind the black eye, it’s only part of the MK-Ultra mind control program making sex slaves of the young.

When I go to the MOA location on opening day I’m going to ask for the following off the Aleister Crowley menu, as a form of protest:

I want a double scoop of human blood and semen favored ice cream with finger nails and human skin. Also, hot “fudge” and a human Eye on top.

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